Creator of everything: I'm bored. ._.
His friend: Why? You created me to entertain you! o.o
Creator of everything: I'm bored of you. ~.~
His friend: Oh... How about create something again? q.q
Creator of everything: Splendid idea! *Fishes out a lighter from his pocket* *.*
Creator of everything: *Pf--pfftt* *Pulls down pants and places the lighter in-between his ass-crack* x)
His Friend: o_o
*PUUTTT -- VOOOMMMMM BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM* ~ 'The Big Bang'!
Creator of everything: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! *Ass on fire!* >.>
His Friend: GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *Rofl* HYAHAHAHAHAHA!! You bored NOW???? xD
Creator of everything: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *Fondles his ass-cheeks vigorously in retarded attempts to put out the fire* >.<
-While the creator and his friend was participating in their squabbles, the Universe expanded from a primordial hot and dense initial condition (lol).-
END of Part 1
Creator of everything: Hey lookie, me fart created balls of dirt. @.@
His friend: Duh you're the creator - hey, look! One of them is on fire. O.O
Creator of everything: Yeah just like my ass was. ._."
His friend: *Pfft* =x
Creator of everything: *Stares* >:(
His friend: Hm, I like this blue one. *.*
Creator of everything: Just leave them be, they probably won't entertain me much anyway - they are just some balls of dirt! ~.~
His friend: Aw... So how do you want to get entertainment now? o.o
Creator of everything: Hmm, let's watch SouthPark! e.e
His friend: Yay! ^_^
-After a certain period of time...-
His friend: Hey, there's mould growing on the blue ball. o_o
Creator of everything: O.O! There are things running in the mould too!
His friend: Ohh they are eating one another - COOL! ^_^
Creator of everything: Ehhehehehe *Grabs some popcorn* Let's observe this piece of fine art by me... I'll name those lizards Dinosaurs... n_n
-After an amount of time of observation...-
*Creator and his friend munching on popcorn*
Creator of everything: UGH! I'm getting frustrated! Why is the same thing repeating OVER AND OVER AGAIN!? AHHH!! *Flips his popcorn* D:<
His friend: The popcorn!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Slow-mo!) >_>
-The popcorn flew with great force, flying towards the mouldy ball inhabited by dinosaurs. Its acceleration increased significantly as it entered the range of mouldy ball's gravity pull. The popcorn invaded the atmosphere of mouldy ball with monstrous speeds, the friction between its poppy-exterior and the air of mouly ball ignited it into a ball of flames. The flaming popcorn collided into mouldy ball at the speed of a flaming popcorn, triggering a series of historical events; the extinction of Dinosaurs and the Ice Age etc.-
Creator of everything: *Watches his popcorn collide into mouldy ball, tossing it into utter chaos, wiping out the existence of dinosaurs and creating the Ice Age*... I think I just created something else... o.o ...
His friend: *Stares with mouth hanging open* :[]
Creator of everything: THAT WAS SO F*CKING AWESOME!!! OKAY!?!?!? TIME FOR AN ENTIRE NIGHT OF MAHJONG! LET'S GO! WOOT! :D
His friend: ... ... ... (Can't believe I was created by this random idiot... I wonder what did he do to create me... A fart to create a universe and a popcorn to... I'm so scr*wed! I'm an abomination of randomness!) ... Okay... Mahjong... Right... -_-
END of Part 2
Creator of everything: This game Mahjong is so addicting! I wonder which genius created it! I never get bored of it even after some good centuries! @.@
His friend: You, know? I'm glad you're having your fun but this is causing Reality to be neglected. I need to get you some Mahjong-addiction aid, this cannot do, we've been molesting tiles for the past few hundred centuries. -.-
Creator of everything: *Pretends to not hear his friend* ... *Sounds of clashing Mahjong tiles* ^_^
His friend: ... ... ... -.-
Creator of everything: ... ... ... ^_^
His friend: ... ... ... -.-
Creator of everything: ... ... ... ^_^
Overall atmosphere: Awkward... ... ... ~
His friend: Create something. -.-
Creator of everything: What? ^_^
His friend: Make something so Reality ain't that neglected! Best, make something that can make yourself stop playing Mahjong! D:<
Creator of everything: What can I make that can do that? o_o
His friend: HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW??? YOU'RE THE CREATOR!! Try something you've been wanting to try since you were somehow created! >.<
Creator of everything: *Thinks really hard* Hmm... I KNOW! YES! I've been wanting to create something like this for a looong time! *Gets really excited* :D!
His friend: Great! Lets get started! What idea do you have? o.o
Creator of everything: I'm going to make a retarded mutant of an organism! :D!
His friend: Right... ... ... At least that's not mahjong. Okay, get started. -.-
Creator of everything: Mmmmm, let me see. First I'll need a vessel but I can't quite think of one that will fit into the theme 'retarded'... *.*
His friend: ... ... ... Right. Since it's for Reality it'll need to be balanced somehow. :\
Creator of everything: 1 leg 3 heads? Na... 3 legs 1 head? Na... Hmmm... Those dino-things mostly have 4 legs... There were some with 2 legs, 2 really small claws and a really big head... LOL HAHAHAHAHA! Now that I think of it, that's pretty retarded. Hmm, I know! I'll let it have 2 legs, 2 very long claws and a very small head! HAHAHAHAHA! xD
His friend: Okay then, it's settled! You made your choice on the vessel now think of what to add in as its contents! =.=
Creator of everything: What??? Do I have to??? It's done already! :(
His friend: WELL DUH YOU HAVE TO OR IT'S INCOMPLETE! >:[]!
Creator of everything: FINE! *Tosses everything into the vessel* :3
His friend: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? >:[]!
Creator of everything: ADDING THE CONTENTS!!! ARE YOU BLIND???? ^_^
His friend: WHAT KIND OF HALF-ASSED CREATION IS THAT??? >:[]!
Creator of everything: MY KIND!! *Shakes the concoction of 'everything' vigorously* Just watch how it'll turn out, OKAY? -_-
His friend: I'm sure that organism is just going to get itself pwnt with zero abilities of survival. :\
Creator of everything: NO THEY WILL NOT! I'll just add in a huge dose of something cool! Like power and strength! D:
His friend: Try intelligence, or I'm sure it'll just turn out like those dino-thingies again. :\
Creator of everything: Good idea! Hmmm. It's so boring if they all look the same though. I want to make them vary... o.o
His friend: Think Reality. They can vary in size, weight, alot of things! -.-
Creator of everything: Good idea! But I thought out of something better! ^_^
His friend: What? o.o
Creator of everything: I'll give them different COLOURS just for VARIETY! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that's retarded! xD
His friend: Whatever makes you happy... ... ... -.-
Creator of everything: I KNOW! I KNOW! I'll give those who live in hotter regions... Uhm... ... ... HAIR!!! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOTSA HAIR! GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is turning out to be so fun! xD
His friend: Some creation is that! I'm sure that if you continue doing that, that blue ball's going to get destroyed! =.=
Creator of everything: *Pfffft* Don't worry? There's more from where that came from? *Points to his ass* I'll name these, HUMANS! GYAHAHAHAHAHA!! xD
END of Part 3 (I added lotsa emotes to amplify the effects)
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